toby's definitions

Skag

A heroin addict

"Look at that dirty skinny Skag"

by Toby February 18, 2004

hackitoki

'hackitoki' is a word used to describe an unpleasent situation/smell/sight/person/taste.

That tasted like a hackitoki (used to describe an unpleasant taste).

She was a fat ugly hackitoki. (used to describe an unpleasent person).

That car is sure one hell of a hackitoki (denotes the car as an ugly, stinking, piece of rust).

by toby July 22, 2004

Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.

Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.

by Toby February 12, 2004

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003