tj's definitions

ledge

Shortened slang for "legendary", or, more commonly, for "legend".

Jesus, you fucking ledge!

by Tj November 12, 2004

clown-fucker

Someone who rapes clowns and wears fat people clothes.

You clown-fucker. You want to die?!

by TJ October 29, 2004

uro

The urethra opening or the opening of the penis.

The nurse inserted the catheter through John's uro.

by TJ March 12, 2004

sketch book

a person whos super sketchy

man that guys a total sketch book

by tj April 20, 2005

pook

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

by TJ February 23, 2004

Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;

Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!

by TJ February 23, 2004

glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ May 13, 2005