tirtle 's definitions

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

trumpcated

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

by tirtle February 6, 2017

urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.

I find this site to have an urban dichotomy

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Harry Cox

A well-known expression you are surprised had not been defined in the Urban Dictionary until now.

Harry Cox is, as the term suggests, is someone's shaggy protuberance.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

orangeaid

What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

by tirtle January 26, 2017

low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.

Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.

by tirtle May 28, 2018

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018