tirtle 's definitions

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 6, 2017

Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.

When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017