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It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.
"You see that accident? It's a blower.''
by tirtle October 26, 2019
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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.
The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.
by tirtle January 13, 2017
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The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.
I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.
by tirtle August 6, 2017
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Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.
When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''
by tirtle January 31, 2017
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assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.
The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing
by tirtle March 28, 2017
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