tim's definitions

gurdy

a large over size fat chick

rosie o'donald

by tim June 5, 2003

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

Solomon Grundy

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman

"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."

by Tim February 6, 2004

joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 16, 2003

plaier

The way the Aldo Says "Player"

?Que Paso Plaier ??!

by Tim July 9, 2004

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

frisbee gear

the things need to smoke pot

hey lets go buy some frisbee gear and smoke it.

by tim May 13, 2005