Toilet paper, or shit tickets.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006
A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007
by Thoughtstipated December 27, 2007
To have a mental blockage, a thought on the tip of your tongue you can't seem to spit out. A synonym of brainfart.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006