A term used to describe a woman (or girl) who mothers children for the sole purpose of collecting a larger piece of welfare-system pie.
"Mel's pregnant again!? That's her 4th kid and she's only 23 years old! I don't think one of them kids got the same daddy."
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"
by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006
The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006
A Toronto suburb known as Brampton, noted for it's +60% population of middle eastern immigrants. This city is one of the reasons some American's refer to Canada as Canukistan.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
Toilet paper, or shit tickets.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008