ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor May 13, 2005
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Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.
Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.
by Thor November 05, 2004
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Thomear

The epitomy of coolness. Aptly described by his PGN post count "|337!!!11". Better than Valdaspam, <3 Midge any day.
I wish I were Thomear!
by Thor December 12, 2004
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lu

tested the "gravity boots" from ratchet and clank going commando

died in the process. body found in cockpit of passing 747

R.I.P. lu
lu here is going to walk up this wall
by thor December 09, 2003
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ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
by Thor May 13, 2005
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Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.
We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.
by Thor November 05, 2004
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blek

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men
"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"
by Thor August 24, 2004
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