Definitions by thissucksletsgogetdrunk

Fonthill 

A part of the Town of Pelham, where all the rich fake kids live. 50% think they're gangsters, 50% think they're country.

Only Fonthill people like Fontill and refer to it as "the hill"

Fonthill by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Welland 

The welfare capital of Canada

Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland

Welland by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Fenwick 

A part of the small town of Pelham where people smoke and drink at the park, it's a pretty cool place.

Everyone's always drunk in Fenwick

Fenwick by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Pelham 

A small hick town in Ontario, Canada, near St. Catharines. Nothing has ever happened here, or ever will. Everybody who lives here is bored as fuck. Pelham includes North Pelham (home of the big Avondale), Fenwick (drug use), and unfortunatly Fonthill (rich spoiled kids). It's recommended that you own a car if you live here so you can drive to Niagara Falls to find something to do. It's pretty cool other than that, because it's not Welland.

- Where are you from?

- Pelham

- Where the fuck is that?

Pelham by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009