gaviscon

a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.

if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .

you will become horny.
doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.

guy with failing heart: thank you.
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qubit

quantum bit, can be both 0 and 1 at the same time, is revolutionary to the world of technology since its like more powerful than a supercomputer trillon-fold
person 1: did you know a computer with 1000 qubits can destroy the market of bitcoin?

person 2: we must get going!
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Dream

a temporary world in your subconsious where you can think anything you like while being outside of a trash-dump society but is usually resetted when you open your eyes and go snap back to reality
most of the time, i forget my dreams but when i remember my dreams, its like it happened to me in real life
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ass disease

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!
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