127 definitions by thewesthamfan
"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
by thewesthamfan December 13, 2003
to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC
defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion
by thewesthamfan November 4, 2003
by thewesthamfan November 13, 2003
by thewesthamfan November 4, 2003
when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
by thewesthamfan December 15, 2003
1. to talk reversing every word
2. to talk taking the front letter of each word, putting it at the back and adding "ay"
2. to talk taking the front letter of each word, putting it at the back and adding "ay"
by thewesthamfan November 20, 2003
he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives
by thewesthamfan November 5, 2003