defoe 

to delete or get rid of fake or foe friends

yo you know that Alex kid that’s supposed to be your bestfriend ? he’s so fake just Defoe him

defoe by thatsomiaaaa_ June 5, 2018

defoe 

to delete or get rid of fake or foe friends ;)

yooo you know how fake Alex is to you ? You should Defoe him .

defoe by thatsomiaaaa_ June 5, 2018

DeFoe Throw 

A certain style of throw during the game of 'Hand Ball' where the player with the ball throws the ball so intensely strong, that it has the capability to knock several of the goalies teeth out.

kendall: did you see caitlyn throw that ball? that was totally a DeFoe Throw.

DeFoe Throw by kexybexy May 22, 2009

DeFoe Syndrome

Defoe Syndrome is a severe physical condition where the body starts to mutate. The legs start to get cellulite all over them. Then the upper lip amazingly gets shorter and shorter until it suddenly dissapears making closing your mouth nearly impossible.

Defoe Syndrome originates in the DeFoe Family starting with Steve and will unfortunately linger on if any female is crazy enough to have Steves Diagnosed DeFoe Syndrome babies.

"Steve what happened to your upper lip? And why are your legs so fat? Oh nevermind, he just has the DeFoe Syndrome."

DeFoe Syndrome by Tim Hanks June 30, 2006

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

Sex defender 

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

Sex defender by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021