TheHipster's definitions

Wind Tunnel

When someones microphone is of poor quality and produces a horrid sound to the ears that can cause deafness and loss of ability to hear in hd

Dude are you sure you got a new mic, you're wind tunneling

by TheHipster July 18, 2016

indy

the incorrect abbreviation for independent. it's freaking indie, morons.

l0lzz i m s0000000 indy

by thehipster April 18, 2005

Conor Oberst

a pretty freakin' brilliant boy until lately when he became mainstream and sucky.

ah, 'tis the tragic demise of conor oberst.

by thehipster April 18, 2005

republican

a moron.
there are some moderates, but most are right-wing biased idiots who are biblethumpers.

ah, a republican. what an ignoramus.

by thehipster April 18, 2005

biblethumper

an idiotic fucker who condemns all atheists and other non-christians to hell, despite the fact they don't believe in one. how thick can you get?

oh no! you don't believe in god! i need to save you, being the moronic biblethumper that i am!

by thehipster April 18, 2005

high fidelity

the best movie ever.
seriously, it's a brilliant masterpiece with john cusack starring as mixtape master rob gordon, the owner of championship vinyl, a record store.
watch it.
now.

all the cool kids like high fidelity.

by thehipster April 18, 2005

hipster

one who listens to indie music, has good taste, and delves in ironic snobbery.

hipster = my heart. <3

by thehipster April 18, 2005