thechadman412's definitions

Horseboy

Someone who rides cows. The opposite of a cowboy, who rides horses.

Person 1: Look at that cowboy riding that cow!
Person 2: No, a person who rides cows is called a horseboy.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Ask whoever came up with the idea that someone who rides horses is called a cowboy.

by thechadman412 July 13, 2023

Deep Fried Pickle

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.

Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

by thechadman412 July 12, 2022

Internet Explorer 11

The latest version of Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. It was actually pretty decent when it first released, but is now unusable due to Microsoft dropping support for it.

If you still use IE11, stop. Download a modern browser like Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Microsoft Edge.

I used Internet Explorer 11 to download Mozilla Firefox.

by thechadman412 November 18, 2020

Snowflake

Someone who is sensitive, easily offended, and can't take a joke

Person 1: What's long and black
Person 2: Uhh...
Person 1: The line at KFC XD
Person 2: Hey that's racist I'm offended!!!1!1
Person 1: Snowflake.

by thechadman412 November 25, 2020

Bing

Microsoft's search engine to rival Google. Contrary to popular belief, Bing is on par with if not better than Google when it comes to results. Plus there's the added bonus of Microsoft rewards, a service where Microsoft pays you points that you can redeem for free gift cards. Not many people seem to know about this.

Guy 1: Anyone who says Bing sucks is ignorant and has never really given it a fair chance
Guy 2: Facts

by thechadman412 November 25, 2020

Cyan

The only color in Among us that you can trust.

Cyan is never the impostor. Cyan is never sus.

by thechadman412 December 1, 2020

Meat Juice

That white stuff that comes out of your dick

I just splattered Meat Juice everywhere

by thechadman412 December 1, 2020