Definitions by theWestHamfan

lino 

1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer

1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"

lino by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

gloyboy 

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

gloyboy by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

cuntbush 

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

cuntbush by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003

pocket billiards 

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

pocket billiards by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

imploding balls 

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

imploding balls by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

arsehole lucky 

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

arsehole lucky by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

drink from the furry cup 

to partake in cunnilingus, to quimguzzle

bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair

drink from the furry cup by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003