theWestHamfan's definitions

lost in space

to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina

"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

y-fronts

old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover

Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

cum tuber

a testicular growth that is caused by too much wanking without ejaculation

rosie: " at first i thought jason had two cocks but it was jus' a cum tuber."

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003