cock conk

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

ringtone

the timbre of one's fart

he stood there so proud
his ringtone was loud
"i'm forever blowing bubbles"
wafted into the crowd.
"well done kev!"

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

skinny zipping

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

by theWestHamfan November 06, 2003

quimguzzle

to definitely partake in a drink from the furry cup. to attempt cunnilingus

"oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

middle wicket

penis

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket

by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003

suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on

trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003