theWestHamfan's definitions

coin operated

prostitute. on the game

his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

butterfly kiss

using both hands to stretch the scrotum outwards and upwards so forming a butterfly wings shape - then licking the taut skin with ones tongue tip

colin is so lucky, not only does his wife give him a butterfly kiss whilst he's watching tv, but he can reach down and give himself one!!!

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

copulate

to have illicit intercourse with a serving police officer

sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

daisy chain

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time

"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

headless chicken

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose

1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."

by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003