theWestHamfan's definitions

faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

screw

prison warder

that screw wiv the tattoo, took out debbie, bought her a screwdriver and then screwed her ass off.

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

pissball about

lark about at a time when one should not

souey says "yes you dwight, dinna pissball about or i'll haive ye furr dinna"

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003