the ultimate secret's definitions

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

boogie

a little annoying stump of a person. you may want to flick him off your shirt like an actual phlegmwad.

"hey boogie do that thing you do!"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

word off

when an extremly short and extremly tall person(monty and bogan) unleash insults about the others stature untill receiving a laugh from morella or dodge.

"do a word off!" "tom, your an extension cord." "bogan, your a stump-punk,da na na nah"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

pear

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.

justin and cliff are pears.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

meatball

a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

"you guys are stupid, i watch CNN. im obviously not a meatball"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007