blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

peaheaded

having an engorged member relative to the shape of a traffic cone, where the head is peasized and shaped and the shaft may appear normal.

"damn bob your thing is tapered to the point of being peaheaded"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

word off

when an extremly short and extremly tall person(monty and bogan) unleash insults about the others stature untill receiving a laugh from morella or dodge.

"do a word off!" "tom, your an extension cord." "bogan, your a stump-punk,da na na nah"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

boogie

a little annoying stump of a person. you may want to flick him off your shirt like an actual phlegmwad.

"hey boogie do that thing you do!"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007