the ultimate secret's definitions

peaheaded

having an engorged member relative to the shape of a traffic cone, where the head is peasized and shaped and the shaft may appear normal.

"damn bob your thing is tapered to the point of being peaheaded"

by the ultimate secret January 22, 2007

boogie

a little annoying stump of a person. you may want to flick him off your shirt like an actual phlegmwad.

"hey boogie do that thing you do!"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

meatball

a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

"you guys are stupid, i watch CNN. im obviously not a meatball"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

pear

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.

justin and cliff are pears.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007