Definitions by the rellie

wank pit 

Typical teenage boy's bedroom

Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"

wank pit by The Rellie November 12, 2007

wank pit 

A male teenagers bedroom

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"

wank pit by The Rellie November 7, 2007

plasterer's radio 

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating

Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!

plasterer's radio by The Rellie November 7, 2007

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007