the prophet's definitions

yambag

your nut sack

while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots

by the prophet March 28, 2003

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

by the prophet March 25, 2003

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bbhp

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.

Bring Back Hairy Pussies!

by the prophet April 19, 2005

bookyak

slang italian for Cunt

Jeanine Garafalo is a bookyak

by the prophet March 26, 2003

iceberg

a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!

I sunk the titanic with that iceberg!

by the prophet March 25, 2003