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Manatee 

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The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.
Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot
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Red Barron

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A man with a very red face, closely resembeing a post box. Nothing gets through like a letter you know! usually called scott or vicky. Another name could be streaky barron. Owns his own clothing label in Malta. Also a magazine name 'Build the red barron'(complete in 2378 issues £5.99 each).
What times your collection?
I saw this and thought of you!
Nothing gets through like letter.
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Farmers Chin 

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For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
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The Floating Rock 

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The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
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Gordon Monthly 

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A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
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Cousin Green 

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Looks like Mr Green- Cool Cousin
Key Words- Insest
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Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy 

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A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.
"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"
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