the one's definitions

Furious_D

The most retarded mod that ever existed. She's like, 10 years old and has no sense on how the hell to mod a forum. She acts like she's cool and thinks she's funny. People talk behind her back and crack jokes about her all the time.

Furious_D: Tee hee! Let's solve this over a cup of tea!



Everyone on MSN: Honestly, you're not funny, shut the fuck up and go shoot yourself.



See Dumbass

by The One January 19, 2005

powerman 5000

The most Bitchin band ever! They will dominate every other band. They shall never die. It is the ever-changing, ever-existing band. No band comes close. They did not break up, two people left, and have been replaced. IT IS NOT A COMEBACK! THEY NEVER LEFT!

They are so cool...

Check em out at www.powerman5000.com

by The One March 20, 2005

roller fairies

roller fairies are non talented wannabe skateboarders who ride little boots with wheels on it and every faggot inline skaters are queers!!

dude look at that gay roller fairy ride those gay boots!!

by the one March 22, 2005

epiphanical

The highest point achievable, as in the moment of pure clarity attained during an epiphany.

"The priests held the epiphanical position in the theocratic society."

by The One January 8, 2005

cock knock

To be slapped in the head with a penis

Aaron questioned the mighty one's power and got cock knocked.

by The One May 18, 2004

khafi

n 1: a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans; 2: a drink that listens to 'White Tees'; 3: says "FUCK the man"

"he ordered a cup of coffee" java

by The One April 21, 2005

Gavin Johnson

1. To be the coolest or superior in any situation given.
2. To be extremely good-looking.

1. Look at him dance, he is so Gavin Johnson!
2. He is looking quite Gavin Johnson right now.

by The One March 8, 2005