the moody poet's definitions
A person who will do anything to get a part in a movie or a part on a television show! Even if that means using their body for acts of prostitution to trade sex for acting roles. See casting couch or portable casting couch.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be found in the pages of The Valley of The Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.
Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent.
-On the phone with her mother
Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
-Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics-
Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.
Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent.
-On the phone with her mother
Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
-Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics-
Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.
Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Get the Hollywood Slut Syndromemug. From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the I carried a watermelonmug. A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Fart Tartmug. A Bull Dyke is a 'Hard Core Motha Fucka Lesbian' that will beat the living shit out of you if you even look twice at her!!!
A Bull Dyke is built like a tank and is not afraid to use her fists to pound you into the wall!!! Beware all men that cross her!!! See re-runs of Prisoner and look out for The Freak or Franky Doyle as stereotypical bull dykes.
A Bull Dyke is built like a tank and is not afraid to use her fists to pound you into the wall!!! Beware all men that cross her!!! See re-runs of Prisoner and look out for The Freak or Franky Doyle as stereotypical bull dykes.
Don't mess wit dat bull dyke man, she's wear'n steel capps and knuckle busters!
Is that a man? No man! It's a Bull Dyke!
Why do they call'em bull dykes man? Dunno... something to do with bull bars on a truck!
Is that a man? No man! It's a Bull Dyke!
Why do they call'em bull dykes man? Dunno... something to do with bull bars on a truck!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the bull dykemug. A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.
CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Poodle Doodlemug. To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Paddle Slapmug. When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the suicide watchmug.