the modhatter's definitions
Short for "If I'm Being Honest"
When you make a statement that's true, but acknowledge that it will likely never be commonly accepted and implemented.
When you make a statement that's true, but acknowledge that it will likely never be commonly accepted and implemented.
One day, the people who call Kamala Harris a warmonger, despite their active support of her warmonger opponent, may realize they were making Accusations In A Mirror.
But it will probably require large quantities of pharmaceuticals, IIBO.
But it will probably require large quantities of pharmaceuticals, IIBO.
by the modhatter June 24, 2025
Get the IIBOmug. In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.
As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
by the modhatter July 20, 2024
Get the Torch MAGAmug. As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
Get the Kremlin's Lawmug. Trandphobic people have embrace the acronym TERF, which they believe means "Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminist," but feminism is a path to egalitarianism, which can't Exclude anyone. A more appropriate acronym would stand for Trans-Exclusive Radical Discriminators, or TERD.
But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.
But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.
"Who do you hate?"
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.
by the modhatter August 12, 2025
Get the AIREmug. A term describing the fascist tactics of Bernie Bros, "Blue MAGA" has, predictably, become the latest victim of #Newspeak, and is now used by Putinists as a derogatory term for Democrats who resist Putinists.
Berniecrats described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse Russian war, tax cuts for hedge fund millionaires, clemency for rapists and murderers in the guise of "abolishing prisons," and cuts to the social safety net by Republicans if Democrats are not "pure" enough.
Blue MAGA Berniecrats' main objection to Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness.
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA Berniecrats despise the most is Vice President Kamala Harris, attacking her with misogynoir, even when their attacks are based on Fox reporters making up lies. Blue MAGA Berniecrats drool over Bernie Sanders, because they see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election theft in 2016, ignoring the facts of Russian interference, which, like Trump, they call the "Russia Hoax" because Putin also actively supported Bernie Sanders. They also swoon to proposals such as Hillarycare, which Bernie tanked in the 1990s and then rebranded as "Medicare for All."
Berniecrats described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse Russian war, tax cuts for hedge fund millionaires, clemency for rapists and murderers in the guise of "abolishing prisons," and cuts to the social safety net by Republicans if Democrats are not "pure" enough.
Blue MAGA Berniecrats' main objection to Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness.
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA Berniecrats despise the most is Vice President Kamala Harris, attacking her with misogynoir, even when their attacks are based on Fox reporters making up lies. Blue MAGA Berniecrats drool over Bernie Sanders, because they see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election theft in 2016, ignoring the facts of Russian interference, which, like Trump, they call the "Russia Hoax" because Putin also actively supported Bernie Sanders. They also swoon to proposals such as Hillarycare, which Bernie tanked in the 1990s and then rebranded as "Medicare for All."
Antifa: I'm so happy that Biden is president now! I can't wait to start fixing what was broken, and then make progress that benefits EVERYONE, regardless of race, sex, gender, sexuality, income, et al.
Blue MAGA: But what about the student loans of rich kids who earn $100,000 per year or more???
Antifa: Shouldn't the priority be to CONTINUE cancelling debt for people who REALLY need it, and then using the trillion dollars you want to give to the rich to make sure EVERY child in the US gets a quality PreK-12 education?
Blue MAGA: You mean, like Black kids? Naw, why bother -- #PLCAA will mean those kids will probably get shot up anyway.
Antifa: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Blue MAGA: That's Blue MAGA for you... Oh well, let's go back to attacking every Black person on Twitter as "KHive," and then when Black people complain, say we're talking about white women who eat brunch.
Blue MAGA: But what about the student loans of rich kids who earn $100,000 per year or more???
Antifa: Shouldn't the priority be to CONTINUE cancelling debt for people who REALLY need it, and then using the trillion dollars you want to give to the rich to make sure EVERY child in the US gets a quality PreK-12 education?
Blue MAGA: You mean, like Black kids? Naw, why bother -- #PLCAA will mean those kids will probably get shot up anyway.
Antifa: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Blue MAGA: That's Blue MAGA for you... Oh well, let's go back to attacking every Black person on Twitter as "KHive," and then when Black people complain, say we're talking about white women who eat brunch.
by the modhatter August 4, 2022
Get the Blue MAGAmug. Make "Uncommitted" Great Again
The similarity to MAGA is intentional.
Democrats nominated a candidate against genocides, including the genocide of Israel when Hamas broke a ceasefire (a misnomer -- the GenoSide has been firing genocidal rockets at the Iron Dome all along) to commit crimes against humanity. Horseshoe Leftists declared they were Uncommitted to protecting the US and the world from genocide, choosing instead to support GenociDonald, whose previous illegitimate term resulted in Muslim Bans, Child Separation (aka Kids In Cages), and COVID weaponized to kill marginalized people). Yet, when marginalized people said, "We will do everything we can UNDER THE LAW to protect the people we tried to protect in 2024 despite Uncommitted, but we are literally fighting to save our OWN lives," these Keyboard Kommunist Kids accuse US of neglecting our responsibilities, daring to lecture our most effective leaders. Like original MAGA, "Make Uncommitted Great Again" is a White Populist movement based on excessive Narcissism/Dunning-Kruger -- they can see the negative consequences of their own actions, but cannot ACCEPT them, so they often go online and post Accusations In A Mirror (aka "Accuse others of that which you are guilty.") In fact, because MAGA in Blue Hats a) can't accept that they have been Blue MAGA since the Bernie Bros of 2016, and b) no longer pretend that the Squad is Democratic Blue, they've necessitated the creation of terms they can't contest, like MUGA.
The similarity to MAGA is intentional.
Democrats nominated a candidate against genocides, including the genocide of Israel when Hamas broke a ceasefire (a misnomer -- the GenoSide has been firing genocidal rockets at the Iron Dome all along) to commit crimes against humanity. Horseshoe Leftists declared they were Uncommitted to protecting the US and the world from genocide, choosing instead to support GenociDonald, whose previous illegitimate term resulted in Muslim Bans, Child Separation (aka Kids In Cages), and COVID weaponized to kill marginalized people). Yet, when marginalized people said, "We will do everything we can UNDER THE LAW to protect the people we tried to protect in 2024 despite Uncommitted, but we are literally fighting to save our OWN lives," these Keyboard Kommunist Kids accuse US of neglecting our responsibilities, daring to lecture our most effective leaders. Like original MAGA, "Make Uncommitted Great Again" is a White Populist movement based on excessive Narcissism/Dunning-Kruger -- they can see the negative consequences of their own actions, but cannot ACCEPT them, so they often go online and post Accusations In A Mirror (aka "Accuse others of that which you are guilty.") In fact, because MAGA in Blue Hats a) can't accept that they have been Blue MAGA since the Bernie Bros of 2016, and b) no longer pretend that the Squad is Democratic Blue, they've necessitated the creation of terms they can't contest, like MUGA.
"They literally created an Uncommitted movement to protect genocidal rapists -- of COURSE they're still bragging about helping Trump!"
"Typical MUGA."
"Typical MUGA."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
Get the MUGAmug. You're telling me I should have nominated Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton? Oh great, so I can elect one WHAM or another. No thanks!
by the modhatter November 11, 2016
Get the WHAMmug.