Schwizzler

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)

"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"

by The Jammer August 08, 2003

Minkman Sleeve

Also know as the "Coalminers Girlfriend" a tight water or gel filled tube that canbe used as a faux-gina (see faux-gina)to fill in on long camping or fishing trips or anytime you may think you are alone for 5 minutes or more.

The minute she left the house after I'd had my clamfeed, I slapped on a Minkman Sleeve and felt good all over

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

blark

5 o'cock beaver shadow on an Afro-American

She must have had that bastard waxed overa week ago, i could sand my nose offon her blark

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

prefontaine

located about 4 " below a womans navel and the mons veneris, usually close shaven or waxed, ( where one would normally expet to see the pubis

She had a 5 o'clok shadow on her prefonatine

by the jammer August 09, 2003

Pissknucks

what you make when you hold your index finger and middle finger together to simulate a pair of labia freshly gleand from thecamel toe- also known as "puffyknucks)

heis pissknucks were so realistic that I got wood

by the jammer August 09, 2003

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

by the jammer July 16, 2008

precum

that first lil drop of clear liquid that come out of your manhood when you think you're gonna get lucky.

"Oh that taste? just a lil precum, my dear, don't stop now"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003