the jammer's definitions

Clamfeed

When you've eaten about as much clam as you can; mainly because she's gone for groceries

Go get some chips, I've had just about enough clamfeed for today

by The Jammer August 7, 2003

yoi strings

any tight panties or thong type apparatus that makes you even remotely think that the cloth may actually be riding up between the baloney flaps

you are walking on the beach or down main avanue and get the disting impreesion that the chick is doing a flying Walenda on the crotch of her undrthings you just shout out as if your hawking beer at a ball game,......"Yoi Strings !"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

Cornucopious

After a healthy feed of corn on the cob mixed with a half dozen brewskies, what comes out in the terlet

the guy forgot to flush down his cornucopious....I ought to fist him with some pissknucks for that.

by The Jammer August 17, 2003

Pisskin ( or Piss-skin)

Anyone who's complexion is that of urine. Usually associated with AlQueda asswipe types.

There goes a Piss skin.....walking bomb-hole

by The Jammer August 8, 2003

blark

5 o'cock beaver shadow on an Afro-American

She must have had that bastard waxed overa week ago, i could sand my nose offon her blark

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

Schwizzler

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)

"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"

by The Jammer August 8, 2003

Minkman Sleeve

Also know as the "Coalminers Girlfriend" a tight water or gel filled tube that canbe used as a faux-gina (see faux-gina)to fill in on long camping or fishing trips or anytime you may think you are alone for 5 minutes or more.

The minute she left the house after I'd had my clamfeed, I slapped on a Minkman Sleeve and felt good all over

by The Jammer August 10, 2003