the jammer's definitions

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

by the jammer July 16, 2008

Cornucopious

After a healthy feed of corn on the cob mixed with a half dozen brewskies, what comes out in the terlet

the guy forgot to flush down his cornucopious....I ought to fist him with some pissknucks for that.

by The Jammer August 17, 2003

blark

5 o'cock beaver shadow on an Afro-American

She must have had that bastard waxed overa week ago, i could sand my nose offon her blark

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

roche bobois

The shadow given by a large breasted chick that can be seen from very far away , thus you know she has a good set of mammae and you wait until she gets closer to see just how right you were.Also known as "SHADDAGE" and interchangeable with "Fleurs de Rocaille")

"Oh Roche Bobois " she is giving nice shadage , and in about 30 seconds she'll be close enough that I can feel a tingle

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

precum

that first lil drop of clear liquid that come out of your manhood when you think you're gonna get lucky.

"Oh that taste? just a lil precum, my dear, don't stop now"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

Minkman Sleeve

Also know as the "Coalminers Girlfriend" a tight water or gel filled tube that canbe used as a faux-gina (see faux-gina)to fill in on long camping or fishing trips or anytime you may think you are alone for 5 minutes or more.

The minute she left the house after I'd had my clamfeed, I slapped on a Minkman Sleeve and felt good all over

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

yoi strings

any tight panties or thong type apparatus that makes you even remotely think that the cloth may actually be riding up between the baloney flaps

you are walking on the beach or down main avanue and get the disting impreesion that the chick is doing a flying Walenda on the crotch of her undrthings you just shout out as if your hawking beer at a ball game,......"Yoi Strings !"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003