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shot out

(adj) crazy, missin somethin upstairs, will do anything crazy and not necessarily for the attention.
man: Describe yourself in a minimum of words.
me: Shot out!
by the greenskeeper July 22, 2004
mugGet the shot outmug.

dateable

Yeah, this word describes mt friend, Charlie. Sexy, hot, and you'd definatly date/talk to/fuck.
Mmm...Charlie is very dateable. We'd have lotsa fun....
by the greenskeeper July 26, 2004
mugGet the dateablemug.

cockerific

Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.
Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!
by the greenskeeper September 8, 2004
mugGet the cockerificmug.

Eat unda sheet

Jamaican expression of performing oral sex. Chewsday in the example means Tuesday.
Shane like to eat unda sheet on Chewsday. And likes likes me to clean(blowjob).
by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004
mugGet the Eat unda sheetmug.

Bumboclot

King of all curse words, never say to a Jamaican, unless you want your ass beat. Also, bloodclot, pussyclot and pussyhole.
Never to be used against a Jamaican. Ya mon, you bumboclot, come back this way for whats comin to ya.
by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004
mugGet the Bumboclotmug.

load up

1: pack up and go on a road trip.
2: pack a bowl for a bong or pipe.
1: We 'bout to load up for that Cali trip.
2: Load that bowl, we ain't got all day.
by the greenskeeper July 8, 2004
mugGet the load upmug.

400,000 pounds of fuel

a lot of dead towels heads, and a lot of money.
400,000 pounds of fuel is a hella lot more than I'll be able to purchase in a year.
by the greenskeeper July 9, 2004
mugGet the 400,000 pounds of fuelmug.

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