Definitions by the girl who wanted to be GOD

pit monster 

minger
ming-mong
Ruff as F*ck (RAF)
Munter
Uglee
Boiler

That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!

pit monster by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

sack of unwanted horse piss 

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'

Fuck off! You sack of unwanted horse piss!

sack of unwanted horse piss by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

donkey sucking uncle fucker 

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

donkey sucking uncle fucker by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

Yaffle 

to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)

to yaffle the yougart cannon

Yaffle by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

cocaine

the finer things in life,
rich mans speed,
the one love of my life! my reason my heartbeats (too fast!)

cocaine by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

pathetic 

My Boyfriend before he gets "on one"

pathetic by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

muffing out 

somting my boyiend does well

muffing out by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003