pathetic

My Boyfriend before he gets "on one"
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Yaffle

to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)
to yaffle the yougart cannon
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pit monster

minger
ming-mong
Ruff as F*ck (RAF)
Munter
Uglee
Boiler
That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!
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y-fronts

somthing that should never been worn by men under the age of 50
picture it a yong 20-somthing good looking man standing before u in nonting but green Y-FRONTS very disturbing innit?
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donkey sucking uncle fucker

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.
Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker
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cocaine

the finer things in life,
rich mans speed,
the one love of my life! my reason my heartbeats (too fast!)
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jozxyqk

noise made by males when genitals get trapped in painful places
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