the g's definitions

Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

by The G January 19, 2004

Establishment

A generic word referring to the men upstairs, the ones in smart suits who wear ties. They run corporations and burn down rainforests.

"I'd say poke the establishment, but that sounds too cute and cuddly"
-Liza Oleinik

by The G December 5, 2003

Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

by The G November 28, 2003

Chocolate Factory

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made

1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"

by The G November 21, 2003

The rest of us

Everyone who isn't French, Scotish, American, Foreign, a lying politicio and middle class

The rest of us, well, we can eat cake

by The G November 21, 2003

The streets

One of the best white rappers ever. Brimingham born white man armed with a man and some synthetic beats, greatly underrated

Original Pirate Material

by The G November 21, 2003

Pentagon

1. Where Bush's monkeys sit and try to pronounce the names of the countrys they are bombing

2. A five sided shape with five corners

3. What wannabe Satanists draw on their walls, genitals and on the ground in white chalk

1. There's a mass without roofs. Let's bomb 'em!

2. This shape has five sides. Lets go for a walk and discuss the matter further

3. Nah, only joking. I'm not another member of the greedy society. Brothers

by The G November 21, 2003