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A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).
Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009
Get the tardillion mug.1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Get the arsed mug.A party or event you aren't particularly pleased about hosting. Usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.
Coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and I can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. When do the infestivities officially begin?
by The Evil Steve September 23, 2016
Get the infestivities mug.The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.
Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.
In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.
Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.
In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.
Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?
Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!
Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!
by The Evil Steve August 28, 2005
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Source: Public Service TV spot from Guinness featuring the animated Brewmasters.
1) Acronym for the message of above-referenced spot: Use Common Sense And Always Know When You've Had Your Fill
2) General sign-off to your buds as they head out for the pub/club/party
3) Expression of disbelief, akin to WTF
Source: Public Service TV spot from Guinness featuring the animated Brewmasters.
1) Acronym for the message of above-referenced spot: Use Common Sense And Always Know When You've Had Your Fill
2) General sign-off to your buds as they head out for the pub/club/party
3) Expression of disbelief, akin to WTF
1) Pretty self-explanatory
2) Guy 1: "I'm heading out for the club to get laid, drunk or both.
Guy 2: "Good luck, Dawg. UCSAAKWYHYF."
3) Guy 1: "Dude... when I was out, I chatted up that 'girl' you were drunk-dancing with last week. 'She' asked for your number - and said thinking about your pants gave 'her' a boner!"
Guy 2: "UCSAACWHYHF!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm heading out for the club to get laid, drunk or both.
Guy 2: "Good luck, Dawg. UCSAAKWYHYF."
3) Guy 1: "Dude... when I was out, I chatted up that 'girl' you were drunk-dancing with last week. 'She' asked for your number - and said thinking about your pants gave 'her' a boner!"
Guy 2: "UCSAACWHYHF!"
by The Evil Steve January 28, 2006
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Say... did a cat piss on the pack of cigarettes in your pocket, or is that your daily spritz of MarlBO?
by The Evil Steve January 14, 2007
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