the evil steve's definitions
Chest-thumping churchgoer / religious donor who loudly proclaims his or her righteousness based solely on their Sunday attendance / offering. Tend to think they can get away with being braggardly arrogant self-important arseholes because they actually spend an hour or two in / a few bucks on church every week. They tend to cover their auto bumpers and SUV backglass with stickers alluding to Jesus, quote Biblical scripture completely out of context, and privately pleasure themselves to kiddie porn while chiding anybody who dares mention anything sexual in public.
The jagoff who cut you off coming out of the church parking lot - you know, the one in the $49 polyester suit jacket who flipped you off - this past Sunday morning is a McChristian.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Get the McChristianmug. (you-sack-whee-hiff)
Source: Public Service TV spot from Guinness featuring the animated Brewmasters.
1) Acronym for the message of above-referenced spot: Use Common Sense And Always Know When You've Had Your Fill
2) General sign-off to your buds as they head out for the pub/club/party
3) Expression of disbelief, akin to WTF
Source: Public Service TV spot from Guinness featuring the animated Brewmasters.
1) Acronym for the message of above-referenced spot: Use Common Sense And Always Know When You've Had Your Fill
2) General sign-off to your buds as they head out for the pub/club/party
3) Expression of disbelief, akin to WTF
1) Pretty self-explanatory
2) Guy 1: "I'm heading out for the club to get laid, drunk or both.
Guy 2: "Good luck, Dawg. UCSAAKWYHYF."
3) Guy 1: "Dude... when I was out, I chatted up that 'girl' you were drunk-dancing with last week. 'She' asked for your number - and said thinking about your pants gave 'her' a boner!"
Guy 2: "UCSAACWHYHF!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm heading out for the club to get laid, drunk or both.
Guy 2: "Good luck, Dawg. UCSAAKWYHYF."
3) Guy 1: "Dude... when I was out, I chatted up that 'girl' you were drunk-dancing with last week. 'She' asked for your number - and said thinking about your pants gave 'her' a boner!"
Guy 2: "UCSAACWHYHF!"
by The Evil Steve January 28, 2006
Get the UCSAAKWYHYFmug. A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".
by The Evil Steve August 23, 2006
Get the cractionmug. 1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Get the arsedmug. A party or event you aren't particularly pleased about hosting. Usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.
Coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and I can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. When do the infestivities officially begin?
by The Evil Steve September 23, 2016
Get the infestivitiesmug. Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.
by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009
Get the tardillionmug. A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).
Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Get the deutschebagmug.