Miley Cyrus

1. Term used to describe a foursome involving a female and three males, one of whom is the female's father.

2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.

1. I dumped my girlfriend because she did a Miley Cyrus at the last family reunion.

2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"

"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."

by the dirty liberal August 01, 2009

leaky sandwich

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

gut flush

The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.

Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?

Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

quegle

The act of throwing up while simultaneously taking a dump.

GET A BUCKET!!! I feel a huge quegle coming on!

by the dirty liberal December 15, 2010

disnification

The act of making something so safe and kid-friendly that it becomes boring and unattractive.

I can't believe it. There's all sorts of disnification going on all over this theme park. Well, at least they'll get a lot of money from disney parents now.

by the dirty liberal July 31, 2009

Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009