Miley Cyrus

1. Term used to describe a foursome involving a female and three males, one of whom is the female's father.

2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.
1. I dumped my girlfriend because she did a Miley Cyrus at the last family reunion.

2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"

"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."
by the dirty liberal August 01, 2009
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disney parent

1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.

2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten

Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent

2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
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sleepwhacking

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009
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disnification

The act of making something so safe and kid-friendly that it becomes boring and unattractive.
I can't believe it. There's all sorts of disnification going on all over this theme park. Well, at least they'll get a lot of money from disney parents now.
by the dirty liberal July 31, 2009
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Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.
I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom
by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009
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teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009
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quegle

GET A BUCKET!!! I feel a huge quegle coming on!
by the dirty liberal December 15, 2010
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