Definitions by the dirty liberal

quegle 

The act of throwing up while simultaneously taking a dump.

GET A BUCKET!!! I feel a huge quegle coming on!

quegle by the dirty liberal December 15, 2010

gut flush 

The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.

Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?

Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.

gut flush by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

leaky sandwich 

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

leaky sandwich by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

throwjob

When someone throws up while giving someone else a BJ.

Mother: What's that noise?

Boy: What noise?

Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?

Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.

Mother: I think you need help.

throwjob by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009

teenage driver syndrome 

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

teenage driver syndrome by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

Jack Shit 

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

Jack Shit by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

taterade

A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.

If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!

taterade by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009