Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the dirty liberal

quegle

The act of throwing up while simultaneously taking a dump.

GET A BUCKET!!! I feel a huge quegle coming on!

by the dirty liberal December 15, 2010

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The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.

Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?

Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

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leaky sandwich

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

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throwjob

When someone throws up while giving someone else a BJ.

Mother: What's that noise?

Boy: What noise?

Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?

Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.

Mother: I think you need help.

by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009

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teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

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