Definitions by the daddy

pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.

hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face

pizza face by The Daddy March 13, 2003

blagged 

A piece of property etc that has been stolen.

I just blagged this dildo out of your mums drawer

blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003

quid 

One pound in English money.

U could get that whore for a quid

quid by The Daddy March 13, 2003

blagged 

To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.

That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch

blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003

dry butt fuck 

To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication

My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt

dry butt fuck by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Shit Stick 

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

Shit Stick by The Daddy March 13, 2003

safety net 

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

safety net by The Daddy March 13, 2003