Definitions by the daddy

blagged 

A piece of property etc that has been stolen.

I just blagged this dildo out of your mums drawer

blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003

quid 

One pound in English money.

U could get that whore for a quid

quid by The Daddy March 13, 2003

the daddy 

To be the hardest person in you prison.

Im the daddy now I run this wing

the daddy by The Daddy March 13, 2003

dry butt fuck 

To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication

My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt

dry butt fuck by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Shit Stick 

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

Shit Stick by The Daddy March 13, 2003

safety net 

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

safety net by The Daddy March 13, 2003

spazz out 

a) To make a sudden and unplanned movement, a twitch, usually caused by being so stoned u just flinch for no reason and the person sat next to u thinks ur weird.
b) When you have consumed too many drugs/too much alcohol and u blackout on the floor and twitch when you are unconcious. (an epileptic fit is also known as a spazz out)

a) Whoa my leg just spazzed out, Im so stoned.
b) I dont think I should hav...smack, dribble, twitch twitch twitch

spazz out by The Daddy March 13, 2003