Definitions by the commodore

JJJ 

Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)

teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it

willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ

teddy : what’s JJJ

willy : just jizz january

JJJ by the commodore January 2, 2021

tru tv 

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.

Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)

tru tv by the commodore January 7, 2014

rag tag 

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.

I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.

rag tag by The Commodore October 17, 2008

S.O.F.A.  

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

S.O.F.A. by The Commodore October 17, 2008

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

trim reaper 

A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.

Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.

trim reaper by The Commodore October 16, 2008

allogy

A sweeping apology issued the following morning for offenses during night of boozing (including ones you don't remember).

It was awkward, but once I gave the allogy she calmed down.

allogy by The Commodore October 16, 2008