unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

rag tag

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.

I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.

I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

bed mine

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008