promicron

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron
Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.
by the comand'r December 21, 2021
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cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.
Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.
by the comand'r November 15, 2013
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premodel

A political term for the condition of a house that needs a lot of work/repair.
Paige: That house is in a beautiful location but needs a lot of work inside.

Jillian: Ya, I think the owners are in the premodel stage, though they have been there for 8 years…
by the comand'r August 20, 2022
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babow

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)
Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
by the comand'r July 03, 2022
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mebola

A condition exhibited by hypochondriacs, especially during the Ebola scare of 2014.
Karen is such a hypochondriac and is so self centered that she is complaining about every little thing that could be remotely affiliated to the Ebola scare. I'd say she has a case of Mebola. She went to the bowling lanes and is now complaining that she may have come down with Ebowela and that is not even a real disease.
by the comand'r October 31, 2014
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Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.
Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
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shit gravy

Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.
by the comand'r September 20, 2018
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