the comand'r's definitions

ceilingeye

Like a walleye, but the stray eye is looking up instead of to the left or right.

Tony has a ceilingeye, so it always looks like he partially expecting an arial attack.

by the comand'r April 2, 2026

crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.

Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted

by the comand'r January 7, 2026

marbigi

An over-sized martini

Barney was hanging with Drew and enjoying the show at the Guild and Drew was so generous to pour Barney a marbigi in a stay-cup to keep the party going. Drew poured himself a marhugie

by the comand'r January 2, 2026

marhugey

a big-ass martini; at least 3 times the size of a martini

Barney was hanging with Drew and enjoying the show at the Guild and Drew was so generous to pout Barney a marhugey in a stay cup to keep the party going

by the comand'r December 31, 2025

themcott

woke modification to the term boycott

Jaba: it was a great weekend in New York. Saturday we rallied for No Kings

Herbie: you are an idiot to try to boycott the President

Jaba: technically, we were themcotting him. You cannot say ‘boycott’ any more. I choose love, Herbie

by the comand'r October 19, 2025

Couplegänger

More rare to see than a doppelgänger as it is a couple that is the spitting image of another couple

Barney: Cartman, check out that couple who just walked in. It is the spitting image of Eric and Melissa. Crazy, as they missed their flight and could not meet us here in Pompei, and there they are.

Cartman: Whoa, that is insane. She is wearing the same dress that Melissa has and the dude is wearing a pork pie hat and snapping photos, just like Eric. Total Couplegänger!

by the comand'r June 10, 2025

four more months

The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.

Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?

Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon

by the comand'r June 29, 2024