the cheshire kat's definitions

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

gigantimungous

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.

HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!

by the cheshire kat October 5, 2008

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

by the cheshire kat October 4, 2008

gigundimous

(pronounced: jai-GOON-duh-mus) gigantic + huge + enormous, ie, really really big.

Did you see that hailstone that landed on Jay's car? Thing was gigundimous!

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

Honkytown

A town or area populated noticeably and overwhelmingly by whites, or honkys.

A friend told me after visiting a college in Maine that everywhere you go it's Honkytown. He said -and this is coming from a white guy- that it freaked him out and was a factor in his descision not to attend that school. I'm white too and that sounds like Twilight Zone scary to me. Like, what, did they eat all the blacks/asians/latinos?

by the cheshire kat September 30, 2008