42 definitions by the captive spirit
The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
by the captive spirit September 13, 2010
by the captive spirit August 24, 2010
A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
by the captive spirit September 7, 2010
An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport
by the captive spirit September 12, 2010
An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
by the captive spirit September 12, 2010
An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.
Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
by the captive spirit August 24, 2010
Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them.
by the captive spirit September 13, 2010