the big G's definitions

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The Big G June 21, 2004

joker

Refers to a funny / humurous person. Or a person with a good sense of humour.

You are a nice joker!

by the big G January 25, 2005

shaven fat pussy

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.

Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.

by The Big G June 23, 2004

BBW

A euphemism for a larger lady, they are so fine, especially when they haven't got a single hair on their sweet soft bodies.

Damn I love them BBWs.

by The Big G July 1, 2004

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004

back door betty

The best type of girl.

All good girls take it up the arse. If she's not a backdoor betty she's no lady.

by The big G March 23, 2004

clintism

A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.

"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.

by The Big G June 23, 2004