the beast's definitions

frodo

a dick with hair more than twice the dick's length

DUDE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THAT NASTY frodo!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

Bilbo

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

by The Beast April 25, 2005

merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

put it this way

A phrase that someone uses to rephrase something they said before that wasn't comprehensible.

Phil: You're going to eat the floor!

Tyler: What does that even mean?

Phil: Put it this way, I'm going to beat you up.

by The beast March 7, 2012

thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

by the BEAST July 6, 2004

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

Czech It out

a phrase used to bring attention to something of czech origin

"oh man that meatpie looks awesome, can I Czech it out?

by The Beast February 26, 2004