the beast's definitions

merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

Bilbo

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

by The Beast April 25, 2005

frodo

a dick with hair more than twice the dick's length

DUDE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THAT NASTY frodo!

by The Beast April 25, 2005

Czech It out

a phrase used to bring attention to something of czech origin

"oh man that meatpie looks awesome, can I Czech it out?

by The Beast February 26, 2004

mutual

noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er

I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual

by the beast April 23, 2003

put it this way

A phrase that someone uses to rephrase something they said before that wasn't comprehensible.

Phil: You're going to eat the floor!

Tyler: What does that even mean?

Phil: Put it this way, I'm going to beat you up.

by The beast March 7, 2012

thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

by the BEAST July 6, 2004