Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.
That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.
fan meat
fan meat
by the Toad September 23, 2010
When a person with a public voice makes a vocabulary blunder. Usually creating a whole new word, ie; "misunderestimate". Then after being called on the mis-speech, they claim to be right, or "selfjustified".
Ms P; I don't want to unelaborate on this topic, but truthyness is a big overatism.
Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!
Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!
by the Toad January 03, 2011
boob-over; Semilar to the "comb-over" as with a loss of one boob a female will wear a tube top and slosh a purtion of the remaining tit sidesways so as to give the impression there is a full pair hiding under her blouse.
Tony; Yeah, so like, I thought I was gunn'a get lucky with Amilia and when I reached into her tubetop for a little feel...like shit man, out pops this one big saggy tit.
Lee; What, are you kidding? So what happened to the other one, a tit-ectemy?
Tony; Donn'o dude. It was the wierdes't thing ever. Like a boob comb-over.
Lee; That's so sick! Chicks with one tit should just face being bald chested instead of doing that gross boob-over thing. Eueeeww!
Lee; What, are you kidding? So what happened to the other one, a tit-ectemy?
Tony; Donn'o dude. It was the wierdes't thing ever. Like a boob comb-over.
Lee; That's so sick! Chicks with one tit should just face being bald chested instead of doing that gross boob-over thing. Eueeeww!
by the Toad February 05, 2011
DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.
Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
by the Toad February 14, 2011
When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.
If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.
If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"
Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'
Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'
Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
by the Toad March 02, 2011
utubeable:
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.
2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.
3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.
2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.
3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.
Larry; So, that bit I got of Fester sneezing noseblow all over Sheila’s lunch is still on my phone, like I’m gunn’a ditch it.
Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.
Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.
Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.
Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.
Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.
Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.
by the Toad January 14, 2011
Usually, a self described person, who ideates solutions to puzzles.
One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.
The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.
One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.
The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.
Reuben; So, what's the probability that a giant Godzilla like egg is at the bottom of this pond, and when this rock lands on it the thing will crack open and hatch out to trash the town over there?
Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.
Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!
Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.
Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!
by the Toad October 02, 2010