The nasty ice boot that sticks to the wheelwell of your car, especially where it fill the massive rustholes there.
Old Dude; Those rustluks seem to be covering the caping holes in the carbody.
Young Dude; I thought it was warming up in here. Cool!
Young Dude; I thought it was warming up in here. Cool!
by the Toad December 18, 2010
Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.
Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?
Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?
Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?
Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?
Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
by the Toad September 19, 2010
Gobs of frozen road slush that build up under a car and finally fall off, onto the street or parking area.
Mom; Junior, your roadcicles are laying all over the drive, will you clean them off?
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
by the Toad December 18, 2010
by THE TOAD January 20, 2007
ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 18, 2010
This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?
Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?
Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.
Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!
Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.
Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!
by the Toad March 07, 2011
Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
by the Toad January 18, 2011