wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 25, 2003
mugGet the wake and bakemug.

whale's eye

a chick's pussy
have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy
by the prophet March 24, 2003
mugGet the whale's eyemug.

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.
she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
mugGet the butherfacemug.

coney island whitefish

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish
by the prophet March 24, 2003
mugGet the coney island whitefishmug.

iceberg

a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
mugGet the icebergmug.

growler

Term for a piss clump in a cat's litterbox.
The stupid cat lit up the litter box again and I had to clean out 4 days worth of Growler. Dammit cat!
by the prophet March 27, 2003
mugGet the growlermug.

governator

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.
The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased
by the Prophet August 07, 2003
mugGet the governatormug.