the Prophet's definitions

3m

The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads

Damn, I live in 3M.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

harry belafonte

A washed up old musician who is actually under the impression that the rest of us are sitting on the edge of our seats when he gets on his political soapbox

I thought Harry Belafonte was dead, until I heard him call Colon Powell an Uncle Tom. Lets see him call General Powell that to his face. Powell would whoop is trumpet playing ass!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

sweaty booch

excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants

I got into my car and sat on the leather seat when the temp outside was 100. Instant sweaty booch

by the prophet May 16, 2003

bbhp

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.

Bring Back Hairy Pussies!

by the prophet April 19, 2005