the Prophet's definitions

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.

La Chickina!

by the prophet March 29, 2003

3m

The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads

Damn, I live in 3M.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.

People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!

by the prophet March 25, 2003

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bbhp

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.

Bring Back Hairy Pussies!

by the prophet April 19, 2005