the BG's definitions

suburban

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

by the bg August 21, 2004

aztec

Yes, the Aztek is a fugly car, but it's spelled A-Z-T-E-K.

Aztec is also a famous Counter-Strike map.

de_aztec is one of the most popular CS maps

by the bg August 15, 2004

Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

by the bg August 19, 2004

american psycho

Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people

The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die

by the bg August 28, 2004

B.C. Rich

Guitars that look badass but play like crap. I've tried at least a dozen out at local guitar stores and they all suck.

I'm going to buy a B.C. Rich that looks like a Flying-V because I can't afford the Gibson model.

by the bg August 21, 2004

cockplume

An ornamental feather afixed to the top of the shaft of the male genitalia.

The lottery winner can carelessy parade around the office wearing nothing but a cockplume.

by the BG April 7, 2005

thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

by the bg August 21, 2004