tha malcontent's definitions

chap a steamer

To take a Dump... And or a Shit.

That's about it.

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I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.

by tha malcontent August 1, 2007

Boughten

Past Tense of Purchase.

I would have Boughten it, but it was already had.

by tha malcontent January 30, 2009

Albinophobia

The Irrational Fear of Albinos as Propagated by Pop Culture and Specifically Hollywood during the Miserable Disco Era and Pre-Disco Era.

I Think that Foul Play was a Excellent Example of Albinophobia in Hollywood during the 70's.

by tha malcontent June 11, 2008

buhseffa

The urban combination of "except for".

I heard a brotha saying it years ago.

"I would go with you to the club, buhseffa I gotta go and see my parol officer."

by tha malcontent March 30, 2005

Scabbage

The condition that affects most Meth Addicts. It appears as sores and scabs that the addict picks at as the additction worsens.

Damn, did you see the scabbage on Amy's arms?... She needs to lay of the Meth.

meth crank cracker monkey tweak

by tha malcontent August 18, 2012

douché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in an argument, but with a notable hint of bitterness and resentment at being bested.

Lefty: "Yeah, but Clinton wasn't removed from Office..."

Righty: "Douché!"

by tha malcontent March 8, 2011

Asparapiss

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

by tha malcontent May 14, 2008