tex's definitions

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer

i am much more awsomer than you

by Tex February 24, 2005

bucket

1. An event, person, or thing that is sub-standard in nature.

"That party was so bucket!"

by Tex February 8, 2005

spidermanned

Breast enlargement for a movie role.

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.

by Tex April 17, 2004

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

waffle headed

To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.

Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.

by Tex April 9, 2003