sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 09, 2003

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 20, 2005

know Justin Timberlake

the sexiest guy around (besides alot of other celebs....) and who i own 172 pics of.....

he's 10 years, 7 months, and 2 days older than me...lol hehe

Justin is SOOOO damn sexy!! i love you JT!!!

by Tessa July 17, 2004

boody

the tessa/declan way of saying big booty ho with my balls in her mouth

riding round town looking for a boody

by Tessa November 21, 2004

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 07, 2003

Wanus

pinky finger of either hand

I'm so mad I could just shake my wanus at you!

by Tessa October 07, 2003

chopping

1. attempting to fix a haircut that you don't like by cutting it yourself

2. when you are really bored of your hair, changing it by cutting it yourself and cutting random or crazy peices and bangs

1. Nice haircut, I really love your bangs. All those random peices are so cool.
Thanks. At first I had this totally boring haircut, but then I went home spent an hour chopping it, so now it's cool.


2. I like your bangs, but weren't they longer yesterday?
Yeah, I got bored so I chopped them.

by Tessa November 07, 2007