tenaciousd6936's definitions

Chicago Cub fans

One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.

Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.

Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?

Cub fan 1-No!

Together-Yeah, we are so good!

by tenaciousd6936 August 15, 2006

Dazed and Confused

1.) A really funny movie about teenagers on the last day of school in the 70's.

2.) An amazing Led Zeppelin song.

Dazed and Confused the movie was written and directed by Richard Linklater. The song is by Led Zeppelin.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

The Coen Brothers

Joel and Ethan Coen. They have written, produced, and directed Blood Simple, Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Man Who Wasn't There, and wrote Intolerable Cruelty and the Ladykillers.

The Coen Brothers are true independent filmmakers.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Jim Gaffigan

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.

Puddle Cruiser is a pretty good movie.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Dane Cook

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.

Dane Cook is really funny.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006