Chicago Cub fans

One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.

Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.

Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?

Cub fan 1-No!

Together-Yeah, we are so good!

by tenaciousd6936 August 15, 2006

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Jim Gaffigan

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!

by tenaciousd6936 August 20, 2006

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Dante Hicks

One of the main characters in Clerks 1 and 2. Played by Brian o' Hallaron.

Dante Hicks' girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

by tenaciousd6936 August 05, 2006

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Brian o' Hallaron

The man who plays Dante Hicks in Clerks 1 and 2. He also appears in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and is one of the main characters in Vulgar and Drop Dead Roses.

Brian o' Hallaron has several films to his credit.

by tenaciousd6936 August 05, 2006

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