telephony's definitions

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019

toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.

Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?

by Telephony December 14, 2011

fry brain train

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{Peter}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the fry brain train coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

horn

What some people call a can of beer

{Gordie}: Hey Craig, want a horn?
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.

by Telephony May 31, 2018

neighbourino

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.

Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!

by Telephony August 2, 2014

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021