Definitions by telephony

enemabag 

A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.

God, Henry is such an enemabag for stuffing paper towels down all of the toliets in Dorm C.

enemabag by Telephony December 13, 2010

lasercide 

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.

lasercide by Telephony November 30, 2010

walltoliet 

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!

walltoliet by Telephony November 29, 2010

urinal mint 

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.

Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!

urinal mint by Telephony November 29, 2010

toilet tongue 

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

toilet tongue by Telephony November 22, 2010

buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.

Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!

buttsnoipe by Telephony November 20, 2010

merferator 

The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?

merferator by Telephony November 16, 2010