douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
by Telephony December 06, 2011
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bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.
Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
by Telephony September 30, 2018
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wheezer

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.
by Telephony November 23, 2013
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carperpetuation

The act of, when vaccuming, running over a piece of lint or string eight or nine times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, examining it, then throwing it back down to give the vacuum one last chance.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.
Linda!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!
by Telephony August 06, 2014
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speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".
{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.
by Telephony August 13, 2020
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tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".
{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!
by Telephony January 06, 2021
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Mug-A-Treating

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
by Telephony October 29, 2014
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