telephony's definitions

urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.

{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!

by Telephony June 19, 2014

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

pizzle

Simply put, urine (piddle, potty, pee, micturition, whiz, poddy, wee-wee, etc.)

That urinal is unflushed; it's full of dark yellow pizzle!

by Telephony December 24, 2018

bugicide

Insecticide -- usually in an aerosol bomb (spray can) such as Raid or Black Flag.

Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!

by Telephony July 26, 2015

synthetic pan flute

The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.

Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!

by Telephony January 7, 2017

peecup

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.

Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?

by Telephony March 7, 2013

tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

by Telephony July 9, 2014