walltoliet

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!

by Telephony November 29, 2010

Ben Fag

What some people call Ben Gay® pain relieving patches.

Hey Mike, can you go get the Ben Fag for me please? My back hella hurts!

by Telephony September 26, 2013

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

shampotty

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony March 20, 2011

PCAT

This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.

Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".

Get rid of that goddamn PCAT because it's pissing all over everything!

by Telephony May 16, 2016

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014