telephony's definitions
This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.
{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?
{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony April 22, 2012
Get the potheadmug. Means the same as the phrase, "just to be sure"; the "it's Westinghouse" part originated from television commercials for Westinghouse Electric in the 1950s, who's catchphrase was, "You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse".
{Craig}: Hey Paul, did you remember to charge your wheelchair today?
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.
by Telephony July 28, 2014
Get the just to be sure it's Westinghousemug. {Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
by Telephony June 24, 2014
Get the Feminatormug. ♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
by Telephony July 30, 2016
Get the I've Been Sittin on the Toiletmug. What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.
"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.
So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.
So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
by Telephony August 9, 2012
Get the cement truckmug. by Telephony January 4, 2011
Get the toliet tank defecatormug. Used as a descriptor for a very inexpensive and shoddily-made product of non-US origin, such as products manufactured in China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong
From a product reviews website:
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
by Telephony February 3, 2012
Get the Hoo Phlung Pumug.