It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.
I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.
by Telephony July 11, 2014
A place (usually a business) where ordinary things get turned into sexual things by one or more employees; e.g. at a barbecue store, the words "buns". "wieners", and "meat" are spoken about like "butt" (instead of a bread product), "penuses" (instead of pork products), and "penus" again, instead of dead cow.
{Hank, to his drinking buddies in the alley}: Well, dome with this shit for the day. Back to the potty factory tomorrow.
by Telephony December 23, 2011
Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!
by Telephony December 19, 2021
by Telephony March 07, 2016
No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.
The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.
by Telephony February 11, 2022
(Jim): Harry, you just nocked the cherry off your smoke and it's burning a hole in my rug!!!
(Harry): O FUCK!!! Sorry dude!!! {stomps the smouldering rug out with his shoe and relights his smoke}.
(Harry): O FUCK!!! Sorry dude!!! {stomps the smouldering rug out with his shoe and relights his smoke}.
by Telephony October 12, 2011
Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.
{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
by Telephony September 19, 2014