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taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
by Telephony January 16, 2015
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Twenty Stick-Boobs

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
by Telephony July 23, 2012
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titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
by Telephony October 3, 2014
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softoff

The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.
I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!
by Telephony January 4, 2017
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tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 7, 2014
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prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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Kat McSnatch

A now-famous YouTuber who started off with her video (that soon went viral!) of a song she wrote called, "You Are a Cunt".
Kat McSnatch wrote & performed songs like, "You Are a Cunt", "I Don't Like You", and, "Don't Worry, Be Ugly".
by Telephony August 22, 2014
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